From Assembly Code to CMO: The Journey of a Lunch-Skipping Science Nerd

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I was delighted to be asked back on the ā€œš—›š—¼š˜„ š˜š—¼ š—šš—æš—¼š˜„ š—® š—–š— š—¢ā€ podcast recently, talking about my early life, and it hit me – my career path reads like a rejected sci-fi plot:

š—”š—°š˜ šŸ­: š—§š—µš—² š—›š˜‚š—»š—“š—æš˜† š—•š—¼š—¼š—øš˜„š—¼š—æš—ŗ šŸ“š Picture teenage me in Cardiff, pocketing lunch money to buy Frank Herbert and Isaac Asimov novels. My mum thought I was eating. I was actually consuming alternate universes. (Sorry, Mum!)

š—”š—°š˜ šŸ®: š—§š—µš—² š—˜š—¹š—²š—°š˜š—æš—¶š—³š˜†š—¶š—»š—“ š— š˜‚š˜€š—¶š—°š—¶š—®š—» āš” Decided to combine my love of music with electronics. Built my own synth. Got a massive electrical shock. Lesson learned: Maybe stick to the pre-built keyboards. Also learned: Man vs Machine is more exciting when the machine doesn't try to kill you.

š—”š—°š˜ šŸÆ: š—§š—µš—² š—£š—æš—¼š—“ š—„š—¼š—°š—ø š—„š—²š˜ƒš—²š—¹š—®š˜š—¶š—¼š—» šŸŽø Discovered Rush's "A Farewell to Kings" – this mind-blowing, theatrical masterpiece that transported me to mystical worlds far away from grey suburban Wales. Years later found out it was recorded just 40 miles from my home. So much for escapism. šŸ˜‚

š—”š—°š˜ šŸ°: š—§š—µš—² š—–š—®š—æš—²š—²š—æ š—£š—¹š—¼š˜ š—§š˜„š—¶š˜€š˜ šŸ’¼ After uni: "I never want to solder another microchip or program assembly code again!" Also me: immediately goes into tech sales. The pull of long-term marketing however lured me away from the hamster wheel of monthly quotas. Been translating tech into human ever since.

The punchline? That science-fiction-obsessed, synth-building, lunch-skipping creative scientist kid who got career advice from "whoever I sat next to in class" ended up leading marketing in companies from startups to Microsoft.

Oh, and the person who gave me my first break? Bumped into them years later. They didn't remember me. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Sometimes the best careers aren't planned – they're improvised like a prog rock keyboard solo. Just try not to electrocute yourself along the way!

For more, listen here (BTW host Alastair has the perfect podcast voice. I, however, sound like i’m ingesting Helium šŸŽˆ):

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